No. 51

No. 51 has the ladies in mind. He keeps his hair feathered and his mustache trimmed for her pleasure.

Fro'stache

Anyone who's with it knows the perfect companion to a mustache is an ace afro.

The Jolly Mustache

As dynamite as his new El Camino may be, nothing is as great as his 'stache and sunny disposition.

The Contemplative Mustache

Truly, the Rodin's Thinker of football mustaches.